If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign of?
Hey guys, sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life.
Some people are like slinkies. They're good for nothing but put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.
Hapiness is a choice. Read off the bumper sticker of a crashed SUV.
Go make me a sandwich
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?
A person grows up when he's able to overcome hardships. Protection is important, but there are some things that a person must learn on his own.
War brings death.. And wounds and pain to both sides. There's nothing harder to accept than the deaths of those you love.. So you believe they could never die..
Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology! Also notice my handsome manly features.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Favourite style of art: Most things except gore, which I can stand unless it's unecessary...I like funny things/ badass things...lol
Operating System: I use windows 7
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