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Lucianna Flynn-Garcia-Shapiro Interview

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1.) What gender are you?

Female.

2.) What is your age?

12, as of a month ago.

3.) Do you want a hug?

...do I even know you? Why the HECK would I HUG you? e.e

4.) Do you have any bad habits?

I bite my nails a lot. And I'm clumsy.


5.) What's your favorite food?

IDK, I just...eat whatever I'm given usually.

6.) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?

Vanilla.

7.) Are you a virgin?

Hmm. Let me think, uh-YES. I'm twelve. Gosh.

8.) Have you killed anyone?

No. Do I LOOK like a murderer?
...hey,hey. That's ketchup. I had a hotdog for lunch. Good grief.

9.) Do you hate anyone?

Uhhh....
*thinks*
not really, no. I do really, really dislike some people though. *shrug*

10.) Do you have any secrets?


...Once, I wrote a book...I freak out all girly when it snows, and I like gardening. Happy?
Yes.

>.< Why am I living through this again?

Cause it's fun to mess with you.

Why you little-!!

11.) What's your favorite season?

Summer! *frolicks through fields of flowers in a sundress while blowing bubbles*
I didn't do that. e-e Why are you being so stubborn?
.....
because I am...? OUO


I hate you.  .__.
Oh, look, I finally found someone I hate.


12.) Who's your best friend(s)?

Betty...Mac, Louie, and Xia. Nora too, I guess...but she's really weird. And Louis, of course.

Betty:Lucy loooooooves Lou-

Shut up. Do you want me to put your name on my 'list', Betty?

Betty: Pfft. You wouldn't do that.

...No. I would. Now go away. Get your own interview.

Betty: You're no fun.

Go. Now.

Betty: Okay, okay....gosh...



13.) What are your hobbies?

Writing, playing soccer, painting.

14.) What's your favorite drink?
Pink Lemonade.

Xia:Why,Luc-E, I thought you hated pink! Maybe there is hope for you as a woman!

That doesn't apply to drinks. -.-

Xia: Says you.

Yes. Says I. Now go away. How do you guys keep getting in here, anyways?

Flora: we use lasers to cut holes in the doors.

*stares at interviewer* How BAD is the security here?

What's a 'security' ?

*facepalm*


15.) When's your birthday?
January 15th.

16.) What age did you die?
*sarcasm* Yesterday.

But, as far as I'm concerned, sometime in the future (hopefully when I'm a hundred-something e.e)

17.) Are you nice or mean?

Nice. But Franklin might say otherwise.
*Franklin walks into room covered in pink feathers and glitter*

Franklin: Lucyyyyyyyy! I'm tellin' daddy you made me look like a girl!

Seriously. How many people are you guys gonna let in here? * glares at interviewer*

Um....as many as manange to get in here before we fix the doors....?

18.) Are you social or shy?

Social. Once, some kid I don't know appeared in my yard, and I started giving them an all-out crazy greeting.
Olivia: that was really weird. -.-
Oh, so now people from other dimesions are coming here? You can't be SERIOUS?

*shrug* We can't afford a carpenter to fix the doors, soo....

19.) What do you think of your parents?

I love and appreciate them, yadda yadda yadda, I love my dad but he can be really clueless, and my mom...is just plain old mom-like. And all...girly and frilly and soft and stuff. But I really do love them and stuff.

20.) What's your weakness?

Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. *shudders*

21.) How long can you stay underwater?

Um...20 seconds?

How impressive. :I

Shut up.How long can YOU?

25 seconds. And I'M asthmatic.

Fff.

22.) What do you do on a regular day basis?

I get up at 6:00, watch TV, go outside and play soccer , and go see what my friends are doing. Then I build some sort of crazy invention, and laugh really hard after when my dad spits coffee all over the floor when I say something like ' Is it okay that I accidentally sent the car into an orbit around Jupiter?' or something.

23.) Do you love someone?

I dunno. I don't think anyone loves ME though.

*Louis turns red*

Where did he come from?

Louis: I-I came in with Betty. I just was watching.I-In the audience! I wasn't watching you secretly. L-L-Like, I was watching the interview.

Ooookay.

24.) When was the last time you wet yourself?

Da Frick?

25.) What's your favorite band?

Green Day  and  One Republic.


... I bet at least two of you just pulled out your phones or opened a search website to look up the second band. xDD

26.) Ever worn a dress?

...once. -.-Twice soon. What torture awaits me yonder morn....Tommorow morning is my Mom's class reunion...and I have to come...in a dress -.-
Fff.Skirts REALLY set me off.

27.) Willingly?

No. They are itchy little skirt-ed things from the darkest, most flame-covered corners of Hell.

28.) What do you consider fun in the day-time?

Building some sort of random, weird contraption,hanging out with my friends, annoying Louis-

Louis: You drive me up the wall all the time. Annoy is an understatement.
Why're you blushing, then?
Louis: ......................    e.e *runs off*

29.) At night?

Playing video games,reading, IMing my friends...kicking the soccer ball around the house until my mom catches me....

30.) Ever kissed anyone?

No. I wish.

Louis: *blush*

Oh. There you are. And why do you keep turning red? Do you have a fever or something? e.e

31.) ...of the same gender?

Wtf. I have nothing against gay people, but I'm not gay, nor will I ever be e.e

*Louis quietly cheers in joy*

32.) It's clear that you're gay.

What was that? I'm too busy sharpening this really sharp, deadly knife
o.o nevermind.

33.) What's your favorite thing to touch?

Uhmmm..
I really like silly putty, feathery things like birds, and fleece.

34.) Anyone loves you?

My family, my friends...and...No one else, I think...
Louis: *cries inside but won't admit it* TT-TT

35.) What's your favorite color?

Blue, yellow, and green. Simple and bright.

36.) When was the last time you cried?
I'm not going to tell you.
was it when Louis snapped at you last mon-
*lucy and Louis*
Shut up!

37.) Do you have a pet?

Yup. *pets Charlie* Who's a good little duckie? C:

38.) What did you name your pet?

Charlie the duck!
...I dunno. Seems fitting enough. xDD

39.) Are you crazy?

Idunnowellsometimesiamespeciallywhenieatsugarthenitakereallyfastandwhatnoididnthaveanyrecentlywhydoyou ask?
OMG SUGAR
*glomps bag of candy*
u@ SUGARRRR Nyeahahahahaha. :3
nfwnhsnfjsajfmurnuwnfdskjdfnekwjf
....what was the question again?

40.) What are you?

Human.Or am I..? >D

41.) What's at the end of your story?

*shrug*

42.) What's your nickname?

Lucy,Ana,Luc,Luciana,Scones(my grandpa .__.) and my dad calls me Lil' Cia.

43.) Do you consider yourself a happy or down person?

Happy! Definitley! *runs around laughing and dancing*

44.) If you were a superhero, you'd be....?

Green Lantern. Imagine all the things I could do with a ring that creates anything you can imagine! *O*

45.) Favorite movie?
Tangled. It's so sweet!Their romance is perfect, like lemons and sweet strawberries, and the ending! Omigawsh, Her hair looked just like mine!And they gt married, it's got to be the best fairytale love story ever! >U< >u< -U- -u- ._. .___________.

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...I mean

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Yeah, I got nothing.
I decided to edit & re-submit this, because the old one was so out-of-date it was just ridiculous.

Her name means 'light', y'know. :iconteheplz:


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Mattpwnsall's avatar
Lol, this made me laugh SO hard :giggle: :D

This is awesome! :D

By the way, who's Louis? :D