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Mackenzie Brown Interview

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1.) What gender are you?
Alien.
Female, obviously.

2.) What is your age?
I am 8 million years old.

3.) Do you want a hug?
Urk. There's this new thing called personal space, give me some.

4.) Do you have any bad habits?
My mom says I'm 'Overly sarcastic and have a bad attitude.' I curse a lot, too.

5.) What's your favorite food?
IDK. I like sandwiches and I make my sister make them for me, women are supposed to be in the kitchen.
Xia: You're a woman too, dumbass!
Mac: Go make me a sandwich and let me finish this interview!
Xia: FUUUUUU-

6.) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
I don't really like ice cream, I prefer Italian Ice...

7.) Are you a virgin?
i hate this question...
of course I am. God.

8.) Have you killed anyone?
Yes.
I mean, I'm obviously a pyschopath, right?
No. I mean, God, why would I have killed anyone? However, I am seriously considering killing someone *coughcough* if I get anymore of these screwy questions.

9.) Do you hate anyone?
Tons of people. Problem is, they all hate me back.

10.) Do you have any secrets?
I really don't like wearin my hair down, that's pretty much it. I feel weird when I do and my hair gets all messy since it's so long.

11.) What's your favorite season?
Fall, maybe? Not as many bugs.

12.) Who's your best friend(s)?
Lucy, Louis, max, Xia, Nora, Kyle, Lou, uh-
Xia: Kyleee?
Mac: Yeah, what 'bout him?
Xia: Nothingggggg
Mac: ?

13.) What are your hobbies?
I play basketball (I'm 5' 9" already, they practically begged for me to be on the team) and I like singing.

14.) What's your favorite drink?
Human blood *creepy finger wiggle*
Nah. Orange soda, I guess.
15.) When's your birthday?
May 4th.

16.) What age did you die?
I died 2 days ago, by circumstances caused by you. Henceforth, I am going to forever haunt you as a realistic spirit.

17.) Are you nice or mean?
Evilllll. Muhahahaha.
I don't know, I'm not exactly nice but I'm not really mean either...

18.) Are you social or shy?
Shy. I just don't...ehm...play well with others. I usually end up pissing them off.

19.) What do you think of your parents?
I love them, but my dad's kind of a overly sympathetic art-nut and my Mom is always talking about leadership and how I need to 'Lead Xia to happiness!' and 'Get good grades to lead others!' and other cheesy crap like that.

20.) What's your weakness?
I can be overly sarcastic, and I'm pretty vunerable to people hurting me even if doesn't seem like it. Also, I can get really jealous if people screw with my feelings.

21.) How long can you stay underwater?
Forever, I'm a fucking mermaid.

22.) What do you do on a regular day basis?
I get up. I play basketball. I eat a granola bar, the go to hang with the others or just crash at Kyle's house because my mom makes me get up at like 7:00 on weekends to "Get a head start on the day!"

23.) Do you love someone?
N-no.

24.) When was the last time you wet yourself?
IDK

25.) What's your favorite band?
I don't really have one, but I admire Nirvana and Queen...

26.) Ever worn a dress?
Ewk. I would never put up with one of those unless it was for a special occasion like a wedding or a date, but I definitely never have any dates. >->
27.) Willingly?
Not usually.

28.) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
I like to play basketball and just hang out with my friends. I sing a lot as a hobby.

29.) At night?
Basketball. I have nothing else to vent with. I also

30.) Ever kissed anyone?
No..I sort of wish I have, though.
31.) ...of the same gender?
ew.

32.) It's clear that you're gay.
What part of 'ew' is hard to understand? the 'E' or the 'W'?

33.) What's your favorite thing to touch?
Uh
I like fleece blankets and cotton. /shot

34.) Does anyone love you?
*chokes on soda* N-no! I-At least I don't think so-
Xia: *giggle*
Mac: What's so funny? >.<

35.) What's your favorite color?
I like red.

36.) When was the last time you cried?
Never, because when I cry, my tears burn holes through the Earth, last time they killed the dinosaurs.

37.) Do you have a pet?
Yeah, I have a dumbass cat that sleeps on my keyboard and scratches my arm >.>

38.) What did you name your pet?
Dumbass. Or at least, that's what I call him.

39.) Are you crazy?
A wee bit, laddy.

40.) What are you?
An alien from Mars. I came to earth because all these bad people started showing up there, like, Hitler and shit.

41.) What's at the end of your story?
I am immortal, I live forever.

42.) What's your nickname?
Mac. Not Mackenzie, ick. It's too long.

43.) Do you consider yourself a happy or down person?
I'm pretty happy I guess. People just assume I'm depressed because I'm quiet.

44.) If you were a superhero, you'd be....?
Spiderman. *O*

45.) Favorite movie?
Avengers, fuck yeah!

*Mac waves* Later, bitches~!
Mac's interview. Sorry for the language~!
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Mattpwnsall's avatar
Very nice interview for her :D

I'd like to get to know your characters better :D